Relationships

"I'm so sick of this!" she exclaims. I ignore her as I check my Facebook. "He's so... AAAHHH!" I keep clicking through pictures. Click. Click. Click. After a while, I realize that it's completely silent. Not a peep. I turn my head towards her. She is looking down at her phone in her hand. "What are you doing?" I ask. She ignores me. She scrolls through numbers. "Hellooo!!" I wave my hands to get her attention. Continued ignorance. She smiles. She presses the talk button. I stare at her. "Hey babe," she says into the phone, all smiles. "Watcha doin'?" That's it. the end of the tirade. It lasted all of two seconds. I know it'll start all over again in 3 ... 2 ... 1 "Why would you say that?!" she yells into her phone. She presses the end button. "AAahhh!!" she screams. I snicker and go back to my photo stalking.